New Shiny Tools.
2009-04-24 23:36:38
Brace yourselves, there are some shiny new tools available. Click here to check them out. You've got the most brilliant business plan ever, we can tell without even looking. How do you reach those millions of consumers just waiting to buy your product? Simple: mass email. But wait, that's not all, order now and get our free spamkr translation tool, which will convert all of your messages to industry (the words in these parentheses are meaningless) standard broken english. As always, it is important that you run the web 2.0 upgrade tool to ensure your browser is up to date.
Web 2.0 Compliance...Developers Unite!
2008-04-10 22:09:30
The World-Wide-Web is evolving at an alarming rate. There is nothing you can do to stop it. Seriously. Learn AJAX, splash up some CSS, get some bubbly looking flash, round off them corners, and crank up the RSS feeds...Web 1.97a is a goner! Think only in pastels and obscure domain names. Buy.com is a lousy domain name. Bhwidgigfi is much better.
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